Double Checking your Child’s Homework!!!


The mother is writing a note to the teacher because the teacher has asked about the above image that her daughter drew. I’m pretty darn sure none of it is real (check out the depiction of the dollar bills!)…. but heck… who cares. The tag line to the above image reads like this:

Dear Mrs Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer – as you suggest. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the big blizzard hit. I told her we sold out of every single shovel we had, but that I had found one in the back. The customers were fighting over who should get it. Her picture does not show me dancing around a pole! It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had at Home Depot! From now on I will check her homework more closely!
Mrs Smith

via nonchalantmom

Snow Monsters

Carolina, Carola and I spent another great day in the snow. It’s damn windy and cold but the sun is shining and the snow is great.
It’s Carolina’s third day on the snowboard. She is really very gifted in sports and is already descending the steepest slopes.


Susanna was so supercute and let me stay another 3 days in Crans-Montana, while she and Keagan returned home. Poor her has to work again tomorrow.
The last time Carola and I went down the slope we had this gorgeous view.

Eating snow

In the restaurant Keagan snatched a little spoon which he then used to scoop up snow to eat while I was pulling him up the hill in his favorite means of transport.

Second day on skis

It was actually amazing, how his fear declined so fast. The second day Carola went already down a rather steep slope with him and also the ski lift was no problem. He had to mention about a million times that Carolina fell many times and he not once!